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The male analogue of a "butterface." A man who lacks any quality attractive to females except for his wealth.
"Bryson isn't smart, funny, handsome, or well-endowed, but did you see his car? He's a total septeezrich."

"He's a total loser septeezrich."
by FatPointScheme September 28, 2009

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