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1) Along with the courts, the main governing body of the Galactic Republic that Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine of Naboo embodies.
2) An government entity possessing the unlimited power.

3) A man too dangerous to be left alive.
"I am the Senate." - Palpatine, the Senate
"Not yet." - Mace Windu, blinded by arrogance
"It's treason, then." - Palpatine, readying himself to do a 920 degree backflip spin from the prone position to stab three worthless Jedi masters while screeching
Senate by FullHonestTruth November 29, 2017
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the senate 

The man that has amassed so much power in the government that he alone embodies the government.

ex: Sheev Palpatine

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

i am the senate 

A phrase which the fictional character Darth Sidious from 'Star Wars' says before cutting down three useless Jedi Masters.
"The senate will decide your fate," Windu told the crazy old Sith before the latter declared, "I am the senate!" and did an overwhelming flip in the air whilst screeching.
someone who is down for anything. they’re adventurous & spontaneous, and will always be the first to take on any dare
Bryan: “What are the odds you’d send it down the sledding hill on skies while naked?”
Nick: “1 in 1 bro, I’ll just do it.”
Owen: “Damn what a sender”
sender by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

Scented Cons 

A game on ROBLOX where ages 6 - 60 go to have e-sex. Typically gets banned after about an hour and usually has a Discord server dedicated to uploading these games. Includes avatar modifiers which add male/female genitalia as well as an animation GUI. Short for Scented Condos, and is interchangeable with "Cons Scented", which is a play-on of "Consented". These games usually have a program which disables the chat filter.
Typical conversation in a Scented Cons game:

6-Year-Old: abc if u wanna have Sex
53-Year-Old: abc

mom: what are you doing???
6-Year-Old: playing roblox
mom: get off that game right now
53-year-old: oh yeah harder
mom: what is that person saying????
6-year-old: nothing
mom: *breaks laptop and beats 6-year-old*

Leisure sentence 

A sentence one really enjoys to speak. Especially on the weekends.
Guy 1: "Did that guy just say 'You're probably my new best friend?'"

Guy 2: "Yes he did."

Guy 1: "That's a leisure sentence."
Leisure sentence by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010