semi-bisexual 

an overcomplicated way to say that your straight
mostly used by girls who want to be in the lgbtq+ community, so they can call anyone who disagrees with them 'homophobic'

justin: Hey, what sexuality are you?
amilie: semi-bisexual, it means im bisexual but im only attracted to boys (upsidedown smile normally goes here)
justin: isnt that just heterosexuality with more steps?
amilie: Stop being homophobic, justin.

semi-bisexual by Justin :fire: December 9, 2020

Semi by the sea 

The situation whereby you have interaction with a female who is sufficiently wet leaving your penile glands in a semi-erect state and are unable to amass a sufficient amount of blood to transform the gland to a fully erect penis in order to penetrate the said female.

I was going to secure the pipe but i had a semi by the sea

Semi by the sea by Choosenan March 13, 2019

Semi-bisexual 

A person who is only attracted to one gender. A straight person who wants to feel included in the LGBTQ+ community.

You are straight. You fucking moron.

Barney: “What is you sexuality Jason?”

Jason: “I’m semi-bisexual!”

Barney: “you are straight. You icel.”

Semi-bisexual by Honeyc14 August 13, 2020

semi-baller 

one who is not broke, has a substantial amount of financial assets, but has not quite reached "baller" status yet.

i got an amex blue, not black. im guess that makes me a semi-baller.

semi-baller by rickphalon December 22, 2007

semi-boyfriend 

A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.

I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.

semi-boyfriend by Elvo July 16, 2007

Semi-Bisexual 

Straight But Fatherless.

Me: I'm Straight
Emily(UWUBAKAGirl): I'm Semi-Bisexual
Me: ?
Emily(UWUBAKAGirl): Its Bisexual But when you are only atracted to one gender.
Me: OH you mean Straight but fatherless

Semi-Bisexual by Hasat110 September 28, 2021

semi-buttocked 

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

semi-buttocked by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017