selmer

A pimp Saxophone that has a superior sound to all others and is looked up upon in the Jazz scene.

DUDE! Enyart that is a sweet Selmer!

by ZtotheE May 10, 2006

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen

A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.

Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.

by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022

Selmers

Selmers is an absolutely positive person, and infects you with happiness when you're down. She has such a positive and loving attitude to keep you busy talking to her endlessly, leaving you wanting to want her more. Impossible to find anything but adorable and caring, her personality will suck you in, her encouragement will build you up, and getting to know her will leave you wanting her more. I'd never rather meet anybody else than this special girl <3
Thank you Selmers.

Selmers is so positive, it hurts

by ShadedVamp May 16, 2018