sell the wood

An expression originating from the Albanian version (me i shit drunjte) which means that one is extremely smashed.

- Did you sell the wood?
- Yeah, I am very drunk!

by pidhiqyqes June 10, 2009

sell the wood

To get severely drunk while clubbing in Kosovo to the extend that you would sell anything you have to get some extra money and buy more alcohol.
The expression comes from Albanian and is becoming popular among English people visiting Kosovo.

A: I think he is about to sell the wood!
B: No mate, he is out of stock!

by Piqka June 9, 2009