self-first 

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

self-first by Smitty February 24, 2003

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release 

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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

First Rule of Self Pity 

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

First Rule of Self Pity by MrJM September 26, 2010