Top Definition
A word to define Masturbation.
"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"
by dawg321232145 May 12, 2008
When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.
"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."
by Joe Charger May 07, 2008
The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret
guy1: dude i need to shave my ass

guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better
by blackid April 20, 2008
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