Stenographer 

One who is trained and certified to write shorthand, either by machine or hand, and report any proceedings, whether it be depositions, court, or captioning for the deaf/hard of hearing. They are responsible for keeping an accurate and clear record of legal proceedings.

Who is that person in front of the courtroom typing on that funny-looking machine?

That's a stenographer.

Stenographer by Miss D79 August 6, 2008

selftographer 

A person that takes photographs of themselves.

As a selftographer, I capture my own image the best.

selftographer by Sunny Sobriquet June 18, 2014

stenographer 

someone who writes down stuff in court..... or looks at babies.

"whats your uncle do for a living?"
"he's a stenographer.....he looks at sonograms of babies"

stenographer by showersteve September 23, 2011

Selfographer 

Someone who takes so many photos of themself selfies, that they should be a professional.

That white b*tch downtown sends so many selfies she needs to work as a daym selfographer.

Selfographer by Socrates6 June 4, 2015