Have You Seen Keith Seigal? 

a douglaston and bayside based ska band featuring one lead singer, two guitarists, two bassists, and one drummer. All of their music is simply amazing and original. They are so quick and smart that in the matter of four days they managed to write four songs, complete two covers, and book a show.

OMG did u catch Have You Seen Keith Seigal? on sunday the 23rd they were so awesome

Have You Seen Keith Seigal? is the awesomest ska band evur

Have You Seen Keith Seigal? by bobinskier August 18, 2009

Sigal 

Literally perfect. Intelligent. Beautiful. Popular. Sweet. Flowy brown hair. Has glasses but totally pulls it off.

Wow, did you see that girl? She’s such a Sigal!

Sigal by Nnooooppppeee June 6, 2018

sergal 

In short, a vaguely mammalian biped with a twelve-toothed, wedge-shaped snout, seemingly all skin, knees, neck, and fluff, often with a nervous, superstitious, or easygoing nature.

In full, sergals are an invented alien species with characteristics similar to those of a variety of other animals (and some vehicles). They have a particularly recognizable, long, flat-topped, pointy snout, vaguely similar to a cheese wedge or an anvil, and distinctly non-humanoid legs. They are part of a spiritual-fantasy universe called Vilous, which despite being in an ongoing/draft state has gained notable traction among the furry fandom. They were originally conceived by Mick39 (formerly known as Trancy Mick).

Sergals have a long and storied history dating back to the mid-late 2000s, where they had a reputation for being violent, bloodthirsty sociopaths. 4chan being the hive of scoundrels it is perpetuated and amplified this reputation and it persists even today, despite the source material upon which that reputation is based being retconned years ago.

It takes six sergal snouts, all facing inwards, to form a complete circle.

sergal by Snergal December 31, 2018

sergal 

see cheese.

Person 1: hey I think this sergal joke is overused can't we just-
Person 2: talking cheese wheel haha

sergal by seems like every name's taken January 21, 2021

Segalman 

A sexual position involving a male and a female in the 69 position. The female engages in oral sex while the male just peers into the pussy.

"Damn that girl is fine, I want to Segalman that ho!"

"My girlfriend and I had a crazy night, we Segalmanned for hours"

"I just walked in on my roommate and some slut Segalmanning, what a bro!"

Segalman by Lord Squidowitz May 10, 2011

SigAlert 

Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California

As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”

SigAlert by bkdouble October 21, 2006

Sigaling 

When someone is running up stairs in Call Of Duty and getting shot at but gets away and comes back down shooting the person who was shooting at them in the back as they give up and leave for a kill.

Sigaling pro is unlocked as a perk after you blind fire 10 people while coming down the stairs.

Hey man, I've been sigaling these guys all day in Call of Duty. I think I'm going to unlock sigaling pro.

Sigaling by Eliyahoo December 10, 2010