When playing a sports game and one doesn't want to play a position when asked but someone else has already beaten him to playing last in said position, he will shout "Seg lag" and be second last.
by tugboatlolz August 7, 2011
by Segs toy January 29, 2021
"Ceso of segs" is a term usually used by the great Gustavo, who is the CEO of Sex in 97 different countries such as(s) Sweden, Spain, Ukraine, Somalia and many other countries. Due to the lack of his English, he has not been able to pronounce/write the term CEO of sex correctly and is now as we know him, da ceso of segs
"ai am ceso of segs and yu vill hab segs wif mi mader"
"Hey, Roger! Have you seen Gustavo's gains?"
"Do you mean the ceso of segs?"
"Yeah, the ceso of segs"
"Hey, Roger! Have you seen Gustavo's gains?"
"Do you mean the ceso of segs?"
"Yeah, the ceso of segs"
by Oom.doom February 9, 2022
15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.
by Bart 69 July 15, 2008
SEGS MONKEY IS SEGS MONKEY!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!11!1!!! SEGSSS
"IMMA SEGS MONKEY!!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!" SEGSSSSS
by hughest jass December 2, 2020
A word that can be used in almost any context, especially with texting your friends and any random person if you wish to do so. It is also just a fun word to say that can resemble the word sex, but it can also just be fun to say.
by FatBastard01 May 26, 2021