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We're off to see the Lizard... 

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.
The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...

We're off to see the toilet 

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)
♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

Off to see the wizard 

Using drugs or other types of mind altering substances, usually marijuana.

Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.
dude#1--"I'm off to see the wizard, catch ya later dude"

dude#2--"seriously man, you suck!"
Off to see the wizard by Sebhatu December 1, 2010

I’m off to see the Wizard 

An expression to say I’m off to dream land. Dorothy in the Wizard if Oz sings “I’m off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, because because because of all the wonderful things he does.”
Well, I’m off to see the Wizard, goodnight.

Off to see the Vicar 

The act of meeting an older male lover for purposes of role-play, spanking and mutual masturbation.
'I'm off to see the vicar, he's such a darling.'
Off to see the Vicar by Fishcat January 12, 2012

see how it just beads off 

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.
"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*