A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime June 4, 2007
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The secret cow level is a secret level on Diablo 2 that can be accessed by merging a wirt's leg with a scroll of home portal inyour horadric's cube.
by sharkben February 8, 2009
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Its the cow level in Diablo 2. People used to be able to whore this level to hell until patch 1.10.

Now its "lets whore baals minions"! good job blizzard you fucking idiots. I mean really, i enjoyed the constant mooing!
The Secret cow level was fucked by blizzard in patch 1.10
by E=MC^2 November 22, 2004
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