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second hand drinking 

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people
is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking

Secondhand Drinker 

One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.
"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"

"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"

Secondhand Drinking 

Getting another persons alcohol induced vomit into your mouth without intending it.
Hot Drunk Bitch: Let's make out, I'm so trashed.

You: Okay.

Hot Drunk Bitch: vomits into your mouth

You: Fuck that! That was some nasty ass secondhand drinking right there!
Secondhand Drinking by waggy04 February 21, 2009