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1.
If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.
Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
by mikm May 31, 2005
 
2.
The code name for bad baby things,
First night of shaadi =second cousin ;)
by M2k May 02, 2014
 
3.
a child of a first cousin
My cousin, Ashleys' child Amanda, is my Second Cousin.
by arkitek December 20, 2005