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4.
a blowjob underneath a table
Sarah gave me a sebastian while we were having dinner with her parents.
by Jim D April 10, 2007
 
29.
Super nice......And Sexy
Really handsome and clever with eyes that you could look into all day
Kickass bad Ninga
Sebastian just climbed a tree to rescue a soccer ball and make it look sexy
Sebastian is the King at Halo
by A Girl Who Loves Him Very Much November 12, 2013
 
30.
1. A tall, dark, and handsome kind of guy with big dreams and an even bigger heart. Overflowing with charisma and personality, tending to attract every female in a one mile radius. Friendly to all, but only opens up to those he's really close with. A good judge of character by most people's standards.
2. Usually an exotic breed, of a foreign background. Most often fluent in more than one language.
3. Having statuesque features, like that of a Roman God; devastatingly good-looking.
1. Wow, do you see that devilishly handsome guy over there? He must be a Sebastian!
2. From this angle, he has all the features of a Sebastian.
3. His words are like poetry, and he sounds like he could be a Sebastian.
by yourartgotmehere February 03, 2010
 
31.
Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back
Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming
by Seb12345 July 23, 2009
 
32.
All around appealing night club located in Somerset Estates....Bartending, Flip Cup, Beer Pong, Lounge, Party Spot.
I Just became a fan of "Sebastian" on facebook.

What you doin tn ? Going to Sebastians with the rest of Sachem
by SebastianPrty June 06, 2011
 
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Sociopath that wants to bomb a elementary school with knifes during a bomb drill
"Have you seen Sebastian?"

"... um no..."
"That's not good. Did he go to the airport?"
"Um I heard him talking about that..."
"Shit"
by Thedude01924 January 04, 2012
 
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Also known as Seb, is a nasty combination of the worst things ever created. They smell, are full of themselves, bad a sports, curse a lot, and remove themselves from any social contact whatsoever. He thinks he can get any girl he wants when really, when they see him, they run away screaming. Sebastians are really ugly and have a bad laugh, smile, and body. Dont get too attached because they get kicked out of every school they go to. He is a nasty bitch that lies and is a piece of shit. Stay away...
What is that thing?
-- Oh, its a Sebastian.
by Curly Cue June 20, 2014
 
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The person with the worst luck in every story or movie. Is never listened to, never gets what he wants, and is usually brutally murdered. Can be used to infer about the ending of a real-life sebastian
"Wow, that Sebastian had a beautiful voice. Too bad he was killed by a war axe"
"Sebastian is a horrible plotter with a big ego fueled by Antonio. Gets blackmailed into nearly killing his brother, then is disowned"
by mabro69 May 23, 2013