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The phrase "seat save" is a phrase used by one who wishes to leave an occupied seat with the intention of returning to said seat. The rules of using the phrase are as follows-

1.) you must call "seat save" within 3 feet of the seat.

2.) you just designate the seat

3.) you cannot leave a saved seat for longer than 5 minutes

If these rules are not used, the seat is unsafe and may be taken.
Ted: Yo, I gotta get a drink.. Seat save!

Joe: better be back in 5 or it's mine son.
Seat Save by Poppa2fityone November 2, 2013
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dude save seat

said before getting up from your seat to do something else, this lasts forever and can only be called off by the person who called it in the first place. For this to work, the owner of the seat MUST still be seated while calling it, otherwise it has no effect

DSSAC can be said if watching a tv show you like and you want to save that along with your seat, this stands for dude save seat and channel
GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:i gotta take a piss, be right back. Dude save seat!

OTHER GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:k

GUY WITH REALLY BAD SEAT: damnit, i wanted that seat
dude save seat by Jewden June 3, 2009

seat belt save 

When you are driving and eating and a condiment I.E. mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce falls from whatever you are eating and lands on the seat belt as opposed to your shirt. Thus resulting in a still clean shirt and not ruining your day.
" I was on my way to an interview an I was eating a burger and totally had a seat belt save so I luckily didn't have a stain on my shirt."

super seat savers 

a phrase when uttered, allows you to leave your choice seat and kick out whoever may steal it when you come back.
friend: "what the hell! you took my chair!"
you: "you didn't call super seat savers"
-friend finds another chair, defeated-
super seat savers by 83 July 24, 2006

seat savers platinum 

Basically seat savers but just platinum edition. Meaning that if you do not abide by this rule we can tie you to a wall and throw large objects at your body.
Johnny had to take a piss and called seat savers platinum.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026