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Southside Serpents 

The Southside Serpents are fictional characters in the Netflix series Riverdale. The Southside Serpents have four tests one needs to go through should he want to join.

These tests are :
1) He must know how to take good care of Hot Dog
2) He has to know the six laws to be part of the Southside Serpents
3) He must retrieve a knife from a rattlesnake's cage and show no fear
4) He must endure physical beating from every present Southside Serpent member to arise as one of them
The test for girls to become Southside Serpents is to do the traditional Serpent dance on stage with a pole.

The current king of the Southside Serpents is Jughead Jones, while the queen is Jones' girlfriend, Betty Cooper. The previous king is known to be FP Jones, Jughead's father, who retired from the position. The next king can only be appointed by the previous one.

Known Southside Serpents are : Archie Andrews, Joaquin DeSantos, Jughead Jones, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Sweet Pea, FP Jones (Retired), Betty Cooper, Tall Boy (Dead), Fangs Fogarty, Penny Peabody (Betrayer who left the Serpents for the Ghoulies)
I love the Southside Serpents!
Southside Serpents by MelonBed April 26, 2019

Serpentsounds

Serpentsounds is a sexy genius that lives on IRC. He makes sounds like 'ssssssssssss' (like a serpent). Serpentsounds needs a different hobby.
Man 1: Did you see that crazy shit that Serpentsounds scripted?
Man 2: Yeah dude he needs to occupy his time with something else.
Serpentsounds by EssEss January 2, 2009

Sargent Johnson 

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.
Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

Semrents 

What you call your aunt and uncle just like you call your mom and dad parents.
Lily: Hey Tim! Can I come over to your house this weekend? Tim: Sorry Lily, I'm going to go visit my semrents this weekend.
Semrents by PSrz March 17, 2010

First Sargent's Time 

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"

martin sargent 

A Great man who was cheated out of doing his great show.
Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...
martin sargent by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005