What you would say to someone (Usually a Friend) when they repeat the same story they have previously told.
Steve: "Dude, I totally almost died on the turnpike the other day"
Paul: "Sean Connery"
Steve: "WHAT! No Way"
Paul: "uh ya....this is like the 3rd time you told me this week"
Paul: "Sean Connery"
Steve: "WHAT! No Way"
Paul: "uh ya....this is like the 3rd time you told me this week"
by Steve Pinslayer June 12, 2010
When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
by clevername July 19, 2018
A form of bitch slap performed on a person (usually a women) to keep them in line and let them know who's in charge.
by pimp daddy brown April 6, 2005
Sean Connery THE Pirate- almost like Sean Connery, but a pirate. The ONLY pirate. He's Sean Connery.. ERGO, pirate.
Often heard on prank phone calls.
Often heard on prank phone calls.
by Shakespeare133 January 10, 2008
by Tyler Pulliam April 16, 2007
After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."
by the bitches December 23, 2006