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sea kitten 

PETA's fularious campaign to rebrand fish as too cute to eat and proclaim the ethical supremacy of vegans.
"Hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car". - PETA campaign organizer

Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..
PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!
Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?
PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!
sea kitten by Slumdog January 13, 2009
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A cute nickname for a nympho. IE : SEX KITTEN / Skitten
Sit on my lap, skitten - We gotta get somethin' straight between us :P
Skitten by GeorgeGilbert May 15, 2011
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Sea Kitten 

Another word for fish named by those insane PETA people.
Practical Definition: A very Tasty edible fish that can be found in any of the worlds streams,lakes or oceans.
Last night I had a tasty Sea Kitten for dinner.

Sea Kitten by Bob in NJ January 11, 2009
A girl or girlfriend who is very cute and playfull on the outside, but on the inside a sexual hungar burns with the flame of a 1000 orgasmic desires, that will consume all the energy you've got. She'll satisfy you in every way you can imagine, and is highly ready for any type of sexual play.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a hug, and then ripped her pants off and begged me to spank her!!!! She is a total sexkitten!!!
sexkitten by David Holmes July 21, 2008

sea kitten 

A cold-blooded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moves with the help of fins, and breathes with gills. Dolphins and whales are not sea kittens, as they breathe with lungs, though they may be equally entertaining to kill for sport.

Sea kittens are a tasty alternative to eating 'land fish', also known as 'kittens'. Sea kittens are delicious when grilled, baked, or fried, with or without batter. Lemon and seasoned salt are popular garnishments, and sea kitten is often served on top of, or next to rice.

Sea kitten is rich in omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential to healthy function of humans, and can only be obtained through diet, as they cannot be synthesized through internal chemical processes.
Bob hooked a 40 pound sea kitten this weekend. We cooked up 1 lb. and threw the rest away, since we were already full of land fish and saving food is a waste of trashcan space.
sea kitten by Sky Shark January 22, 2009

Skittens 

Half Skunk half Kitten, also it's a unknown STD that is going rampent on my ship.
Oh my God, i got skittens from the new girl.
Skittens by skittenbreath March 6, 2009
A part kitty, part skittle, cat-like creature that makes for a zomg-awesome pet, and a tastey snack.
They come in 6 different, funtastic colours and flavours!
Jeff: I iz hungry.
skitten: leMIEWWWW.
Jeff: IMUNA EATCHOU.
Jeff: *eats skitten*
skitten: *dead*
skitten by Bea Afraid May 1, 2008