Seabassing 

When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.

"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"

Seabassing by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020

seabassin' 

verb. to spark up some ganja/reefer/maui wowie/backyard boogie with some of your nearest and dearest friends.
Ethymology: chillin--> chilean--> chilean seabass--> seabassin'

AJ: Hey buddy, we are seabassin' tonight, you down?
Bigface: I'm always down to seabass.
Gonzo: I practically invented seabassin'.

seabassin' by gonzoto January 17, 2011

Seabassination 

Assasination by a seabassacock, Special way of assasination a seabassacock.

one day a Seabassacock will seabassinate you ( seabassination)

Seabassination by sebonator December 5, 2009

seabasking

A broader, more poetic term for beachbasking: basking by, on, or in the sea, often with a board, without trying to surf or catch waves.

Used when the emphasis is on the sea itself rather than the beach.

“I call it seabasking when I want to sound poetic. At the beach, it’s beachbasking.”

“Not surfing. Seabasking.”

“She didn’t want to fight the waves. She just wanted to seabask.”

seabasking by Mondellera May 30, 2026