The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.
The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.
by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019
A variant of the donkey punch. Scuttling the ship is the act of having sex with your partner (male or female) in a pool or other large body of water, and seconds before the giver climaxes, they force the takers head under the water without warning. Similar to sinking the ship before the end of the battle, one can call this Scuttling the ship.
So last night I was totally baggin this chick but she just kept talking. We were in the pool and I decided to scuttle the ship. That shut her up.
by psikys June 7, 2009
by RatFaceKilluh August 19, 2011
by BIZZY K March 8, 2008
1. when a lobster gives the pinch and scuttles away
2. to give "the finger" by forming your hand into a claw shape and "pinching", before quickly scuttling away.
3. to dine and dash
4. to go or leave
2. to give "the finger" by forming your hand into a claw shape and "pinching", before quickly scuttling away.
3. to dine and dash
4. to go or leave
1. a lobster pinched a chef in a kitchen and scuttled away.
2. "he cut me off so I had to give the pinch"
3. "I couldn't find my wallet so I had to pich and scuttle.
4. It's late, I gotta pinch and scuttle.
2. "he cut me off so I had to give the pinch"
3. "I couldn't find my wallet so I had to pich and scuttle.
4. It's late, I gotta pinch and scuttle.
by nefirum June 10, 2010
Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.
by goddamnpseudonym January 4, 2015
A term used to define when a man prods someone up the arse hole with his stiff penis violently. Often it can be used to describe a person being buggered without permission.
It can also be used in the sense of ridiculing someone verbally in a way where the person can be said to have been back scuttled.
It can also be used in the sense of ridiculing someone verbally in a way where the person can be said to have been back scuttled.
Example 1:
Brian: " . . . i've seen lots of demons before when I was trying to betray God but all the paths of lucifer were lies and he made me suffer with his tool shed. . . "
Terence: "So, what kind of mental image have you got with this Brian guy and the devil in Lucifer's tool shed?"
Mark: His uncle back scuttling him in the toolshed when no one's around.
Example 2:
" Mark really Back scuttled Brian in that debate on the Illuminati conspiracy forum, Brian was left with his conspiracy pants down around his kankles for everyone to see."
Brian: " . . . i've seen lots of demons before when I was trying to betray God but all the paths of lucifer were lies and he made me suffer with his tool shed. . . "
Terence: "So, what kind of mental image have you got with this Brian guy and the devil in Lucifer's tool shed?"
Mark: His uncle back scuttling him in the toolshed when no one's around.
Example 2:
" Mark really Back scuttled Brian in that debate on the Illuminati conspiracy forum, Brian was left with his conspiracy pants down around his kankles for everyone to see."
by Back Scuttler February 23, 2012