scutie

When you are playing a sport and you are taking a break on the bench a girl comes from the crowd and gives you a quick blowjob on the bench!

After scoring 50 points in the game, Matt and Ryan both got scuties from some dirty sluts in the crowd.

by Harry Balsonya November 30, 2006

Scuti

Something that’s incredibly large in size/reputation
Based on the largest known star in the universe, UY Scuti Star

“That nigga over there bro....He scuti as a motherfucka.”

by D-Maul August 10, 2018

Scuba cooties--usually acquired from rented gear often resulting in rash; also caused by urinating in wetsuit and not rinsing thoroughly afterwards

Scuties became officially named after a local diver experienced a reddish, blotchy rash on their neck after renting a hood--itchy, irritating.

by NC Divers May 24, 2007

The largest star discovered (2017) in the universe followed by NML Cygni and VY Canis Majoris.

Sun: UY Scuti is such a fatass

Sirius: He should lay off the McDenebola's