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scutcher 

A tribe of one (at present) from north England who eats a lot but never buys any food from shops, relying instead on the delivery services provicded by such as Tesco. Partial to home delivered pre-cooked and hot food but only when supplied with at leat 1.5l of caffine free diet coke.

Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.
1. He's such a scutcher - someone who lives mostly on home delivered food.

2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.

3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop
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Scotcheroo 

a peanut-buttery, crispy, chocolatety, butter-scotchity treat invented by my grandma in the 1970s for one purpose: to be consumed by her two favorite grandsons (nameless on this site, but we all know who they are) at Ocean Shores.
Ohpa: (auf Deutsch) You made a full pan of scotcheroos. Where did half of them go?
Ohma: You know.

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher 

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.
Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

Scotcheroo 

A tasty midwest treat, most commonly found in the great state of Iowa. Its main ingredients are: chocolate, peanut butter, cornflakes, and sugar.
Greg enjoys the crunchy peanut buttery taste of scotcheroos.
Scotcheroo by jackfitz August 19, 2008

Scotcher 

someone who stabs people who are autistic
Oh shit he a Scotcher
Scotcher by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018

scuthered 

when your so drunk all other people can hear comming from you mouth is verbal diahorrea and some times diahorrea from your ass
i was in the shoe with jimmy neutron so give me a kiss....

jesus your scuthered... and your pants are dirty too
scuthered by eoiny dan January 13, 2009

skutcher 

gay comunist, a comunist who likes to have butt sex with other commis and or nazis and George Bush.
Vladimir Bakov is a skutcher and has been for years...
skutcher by Bob Stride October 1, 2004