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To feel so epically screwed over that one can't even find the proper words to express how screwed over they are.
I was playing Dead by Daylight and got sump'd by a silent Ding Dong.
I was supposed to get paid today but got sump'd when the check didn't clear.

Stump Dump 

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
Stump Dump by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
stump dumb by mangus May 25, 2004

scum devils 

A group of misguided and malevolent youth who attend ASU and will not face reality and admit that UA is the best school in the universe.
I can't wait till we kick their asses in the Territorial Cup and those scum devils go back to Tempe.
scum devils by echo's gigolo September 21, 2013

Slump Day 

A day where things go wrong, when your brain refuses to function properly, you're clumsy and it feels like the universe is conspiring against you.
"I should have stayed in bed, it's going to be a slump day today."
Slump Day by followurshadow April 30, 2013

Shump/Dower 

Taking a BEASTLY dump before taking a BEASTLY shower!!! Like a BOSS!!!
Solly is a BOSS so he went to take a beastly shump/dower!!
Shump/Dower by MikeHawk69 September 9, 2012