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Anal Scrutany 

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.
"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."
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scrutiny 

theres a tiny scar on the right side of her upper thigh righ next to her... yea she may not want me to say that
scrutiny by Da CattZ March 22, 2003

Elementary Anal Scrutiny 

After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.

Shyn3 and Scrut1ny 

The most improved (and reformed) rap duo out there! Previously under the names of Sheeps and Scorpz, the upcoming double act decided it was time for a rebrand whilst releasing a different type of rap music that’s “relatable” and “comes from the heart”. No matter where you’re from... You gotta love Shyn3 and Scrut1ny!
Shyn3 and Scrut1ny Example:

“Bro have you heard Shyn3 & Scrut1ny’s new song yet? It’s a banger!”

“Nah man, show it to me bro!”

“Safe my guy

*shows friend new track on soundcloud*

“Yo man this shit goes hard”

“Trust me bro, they’re the best rap duo atm”

“Trust g, they’re fire!”
Shyn3 and Scrut1ny by Lil uzi fan December 8, 2020
Term used to define An annoying little bastard! Scrutnys are quick on the scene to gather round and inspect anything new or 'Nickable' On poor council estates in the UK. The clothing of choice of course ill-fitting sportswear, bleached hair optional.
''Piss off you annoying little scrutny!''
Scrutny by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

scrotany 

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.
As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.
scrotany by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020

scrutalyzect 

Scrutinize-Analyze-Inspect. Short-form of those 3 words, used in AI models (like ChatGPT) to "deeply check" something.
Scrutalyzect the code: del /q /f /s %temp%\*

Is it safe to run it?
scrutalyzect by NiLi_ September 15, 2025