Top Definition
Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.
Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!
by Ternative December 02, 2006

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