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German composer of the techno hit "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German People?" and "J-Techno". Resides at the University of Chicago with the distinction of having the most pretentious nickname on campus.

Scruffy, but with a "ph"
"Hey Scruephphi! Pass me the salt!"
by Zach B. April 23, 2005