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Scrollies 

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
Scrollies by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017

scrodpiece 

A crotch enhancement seen on the screen during a full body scan. It may offer protection from the rays or, with males, the appearance of being well endowed to the stranger checking you out for explosives.
"If you're flying back home from Amsterdam you best wear a scrodpiece"

" Bruce's lead scrodpiece lit up the scanner like a Christmas tree."
scrodpiece by Gerivan January 8, 2010
An easy chick; a girl that loves to fuck and will fuck any nigga with swag; a girl who fucks around with and is seen with multiple guys at one time; a girl who has been washed up by many niggas from the hood.
Yo I bagged a scrollie the other day, i wanna bring her to club cave so we can run a train on that bitch.
Scrollie by DJ Juanito June 28, 2010

scroudly 

Generally accepted as meaning 'shifty' despite its appearance in the adverbial style.

Abstract noun: scroudliness
Caecilius was looking scroudly as he entered the forum.
scroudly by Yellowfoot (Mez) January 27, 2008

Scrouble 

She is such a scrouble
Scrouble by Shade21 March 4, 2017

scrondled 

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.
Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.
scrondled by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022