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Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012
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Scrotiform 

(1) In the form or shape of a scrotum, having some scrotal or scrotum-like attribute or appearance.

(2) Something that is going (or has gone) horribly wrong (a bit like "pear-shaped" only even more annoying or worse..... i.e. when its a total unmitigated 'balls-up').
Example of usage (1) "The purse was scrotiform".

Examples of usage (2) "They fired me after my project went scrotiform", "I'm worried the economy’s going scrotiform", "it's just a tuneless scrotiform noise".
Scrotiform by Scrotiform.com March 20, 2011

Scrotore 

That scrotore was tight!
Scrotore by Natterz0723 June 19, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026