scrotissery 

a once functioning set of balls that was a in code red danger zone and has also been skewered, ripped off and thrown on the nearest grill

this is a combo word whose roots are 1)rotissery and 2)scrotum

i cheated and hooked up with my ex, and the gf is comin over for scrotissery

scrotissery by doin 2 many d-rugs January 25, 2006

Scrotissorie 

Describes the crotchal activity of men during long periods of hot outdoor labor.

While mowing his lawn, Ricky Myren cooked a scrotissorie.

Scrotissorie by Mahlbs April 27, 2016

scrotisserie 

An appliance with a rotating spit for roasting and barbecuing pouches of testicle skin.

I'm going to put your balls in the scrotisserie if you don't STFU.

scrotisserie by Taisen July 23, 2015