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scrotalingus 

The act of having ones balls licked and fondled in a pleasurable way.
"I'll trade you analingus for some scrotalingus."

"Rodney gives the best scrotalingus!!"

Scrotalidarity

The mutual pain all men feel in their scrotum upon seeing another man take a blow to the nuts, be it in person or on video.
Jeff: "Damn! Did you just see Brienne nail The Hound in the balls? That made mine hurt."

Roger: "Mine too man. That's scrotalidarity."
Scrotalidarity by The33rdGhola June 21, 2014

scrotalingist 

skrō • də • 'liNG • gist

noun: scrotalingist; plural noun: scrotalingists
a person who protects or fawns on another to benefit himself/herself
similar: ass kisser, brown noser, sycophant, toady, arse licker, butt kisser, kiss-ass.
origin: from Latin, from scrotum "scrotum" + lingere "lick."
"A narcissist will to surround himself with scrotalingists who flatter him."
"The scrotalingist will get a promotion sooner than the person who does not cow-tow to the boss."
scrotalingist by Buftup October 12, 2019

Scrotafication 

the method of death by which a sexually flustered husband or lover ties a woman down and uses his ball sack to suffocate her, by stretching his whole ball sack accross his wifes face like a plaster mask until she slips away.
husband " Shhh Shhhh Shhh, you've gave be blue balls for the last time. Feel their wrath!!!"

Wife "MMmuuuuhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh.....gasp..." (dies of Scrotafication)
Scrotafication by wondertroll March 7, 2018

scrotabike 

A moped designed to look like a motorcycle, ridden by annoying teenage boys.
The car park was full of chavs sitting on their scrotabikes annoying the locals.
scrotabike by Fudgeheaven April 12, 2007

Scrotanic Disaster 

A horrific event occuring to one's scrotum or sack, usually used as a threat.
Dude, if you don't chill soon you're going to find yourself in the midst of a Scrotanic Disaster!
Scrotanic Disaster by Errr June 19, 2006