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scrotalarm 

When the toilet plugs during a courtesy flush of poo and the water level rises to contact your scrotum. This gives you an early warning and a chance to prevent a disastrous overflow. The scrotum should be cleaned thoroughly after activation.
Dude, what happened in there we are going to be late!

Sorry man but my scrotalarm went off during a courtesy flush. I had to plunge and get a shower to reset and clean the alarm point. SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.
scrotalarm by rcbadger May 21, 2013
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Scrotalator 

An individual who fidgets and/or fondles his testicles multiple times a day without cognitive awareness
Johnny seems to touch himself a lot....”
“Yea, he’s a scrotalator, he can’t help himself”
Scrotalator by Dirtydrop August 16, 2018
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Scrotularly 

Thinking it terms of one's ballsack. Putting the sack before all other priorities. Ball-bias.
I wanted to focus on my studies, but I kept thinking scrotularly, in the end i ended up with some sweet sexual intercourse.
having to do with; or pertaining to the Scrotum
My cancer went from being testicular to being scrotular
Scrotular by CaptMO January 14, 2009

scrotarm 

Withered wrinkly skin on an old lady's arm, resembling the skin on a human scrotum
No matter how much she worked out, Grandma could not get rid of her disgusting scrotarm.
scrotarm by algetard July 30, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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