Scroptosis 

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scrotongous 

An enormous scrotum

Jenny took her boyfriend's pants off and was horrified to see the size of his ball sack - he was truly "scrotongous"

Scrotongous by Bronnsteve September 1, 2013

Scroptosis 

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020

scroton 

The smallest measurable amount of some quantity. Taken from computer games that feature an 'energy' or 'health' bar.

"Dude, how the fuck did you kill me ? I just picked up the overshield and you had like a scroton of energy left."

scroton by gobsmite December 20, 2007

Scrompton 

An alternative name that is sometimes given for the city of Stockton, California.

So where are you from? I live in Scrompton.
Scrompton? Yes, it's another name for Stockton.

Scrompton by shorty209 March 1, 2009

scrotons 

That 'extra' ingredient in a well-tossed salad.

She had searched around the world many times and found that her boyfriend's unwashed testicles were the best seasoned scrotons she had ever had.

scrotons by Little Davey Douchebag March 7, 2011

scromton 

when you scratch a scrotum

please scromton

scromton by tara and grace June 26, 2004