screbend 

The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.

"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."

screbend by Ollock Bollock July 5, 2006

scrindie 

screamo+indie

scrindie by Anonymous August 8, 2003

screbender

noun for screbend, a person lighting and smoking a screbend, most commonly one thts already put out

tom is a total screbender

screbender by ollie GH August 11, 2006

scrindiemo 

The combination of screamo, indie, and emo all in one band. A good example is Dance Gavin Dance.

Me: Dude, let's write a scrindiemo song!
Friend: Ok, lemme go get my girl pants, black shirt, and emo glasses.
Me: Yeah! And when were done, we can record it on vinyl!

scrindiemo by e. ogas June 24, 2007

stripendicular 

a garment or behavior seen in normal (non-strip club) society that is powerfully reminiscent of a strip club.

Damn girl, those see-through heels are a little too stripendicular for the office!

stripendicular by VitaminCM March 6, 2014

scriberish 

Scribble writing

Doctors write fast and it turns into scriberish.

scriberish by Mr mmmm March 29, 2015

Sriending

Speedrunning making a friend

"We were sriending and ended up best friends in under a week."

Sriending by SteelDefines May 19, 2023