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A situation where any action is Futile because you're screwed anyway it plays out.
Sandy tried to clean up the mess while waiting for the boss to come back, but it was an act of screwtility.

After finding used condom wrappers in the wash, Joe knew that it was an act of screwtility trying to explain this one to his wife.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 18, 2010