screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

by MJCA April 25, 2006

screwed, blued, and tatooed

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.

How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.

by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004

screwed, blued, and tatooed

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

by Light Joker March 25, 2004