screnis 

A penis/scrotum combo a la the ice man.

Man, check out the screnis on that mummy!

My screnis area is inflamed - should I be concerned?

screnis by onewoodenleg2 March 14, 2009

Scenister

An adjective used to describe the sinister fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.

Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?

Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.

She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.

Scenister by Patrick E. Parker May 9, 2008

Scenis 

A penis with pubes straightened and combed over only 1 nut. A scenis. Usually belongs to a member of the "scene" crowd.

Person 1: Did you see that sceenie weenie? I bet you he has a scenis!

Person 2: You'd be wrong. I've seen it. He does not in fact have a scenis, but he does have herpes...

Person 1: Eww..

Scenis by 10lbNuts June 8, 2010

strenis 

A lone thread dangling from the crotch of one's pants.

So my wife says to me she says, "What's that string dangling from the crotch of your new pants?" And I'm all, "Oh, that's my strenis, babe."

strenis by Mr. Gerbik April 24, 2011

Scrunish 

A combination of scratch and punish usually used to replace the word punish. It implies that some sort of kinky deed must be done to the offender or to self. Best said using a sweetish school boy's accent.

Oops! I did not mean to touch your butt, looks like I need to be scrunished.

Scrunish by Iam xSaladx January 6, 2010

Screenis Envy 

Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.

Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.

Screenis Envy by Ahren S. May 26, 2006

Scenister

An adjective used to describe the vile fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.

Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?

Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.

She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.

Scenister by Patrick E. Parker May 8, 2008