scrattocks 

little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.

It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.

scrattocks by Liger November 19, 2004

Scattoo

Alternative body art. Creating art on the body as someone, often your partner, scats on you.

Billy: Hey Doug, check out my Mickey Mouse Scattoo that Linda gave me last night, it's awesome.

Scattoo by Jimbo J December 7, 2007

Scattoo

(n): a combination of the words “Scary,” “Scar,” and “Tattoo.”, Luckily the word “Scat” also emerged from this hybrid, which is another word for Fecal Matter. (”Shit”. . . for the vulgar lay-person!)

That tattoo is so bad that its not even a tattoo... its a SCATTOO

Scattoo by jinji October 13, 2009

scrattocks 

the general insult for arse fingerers

eurrgh your fingers stinck you scrattock

scrattocks by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

scrattocks 

people hu tlk 2 their arse and wait for a reply, while exiting it with extreme objects e.g fingers

webby "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhh my bum is smooth today" carl: "so bouncy and round "

scrattocks by ......s and m January 25, 2005