scratcherton 

when you mean to say scratch and your to drunk and scratherton comes out.

Dan Manning played an awesome game of pool, however is team mate Combo pulled a scratcherton on the break.

scratcherton by blkfirebrd January 24, 2011

ScratcherSniffer 

When there is mud on your back and you sniff it and get mistaken for sniffing poo omegalol.

Me, Mathhew and Abou caught Luca lacking with his finger up his bum, then proceded to inhale the fumes off of his pooey fingers. Luca is such a scratchersniffer lyk #cheekysmellyfuck.

ScratcherSniffer by OFFDUTYscratchersniffer January 31, 2022