Scranning

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.

Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!

by Avid scranner July 24, 2011

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Scran

A word one would use when referring to oral sex.

Bob - 'seen her arse Tim?'
Tim - 'yeah man, I'd scran her out like I was eating a plate of oysters'

by Belle end September 2, 2020

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Also known as perineum, taint, gooch, grundle and jesuscandy, the scran is the area between the ballsac and the anus.

My neck, my back, lick my scran and my crack.

by caoutchouc April 7, 2005

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This can be used in a couple of different ways, but typically refers to someone who is always hungry or extremely greedy and is always eating. The expression originated with the Royal Navy where the slang name for food is scran. It can also be used to refer to a person who is dirty, untidy, unkempt or of unprepossessing appearance, this too originated with the Royal Navy, perhaps because people who were always eating changed shape so that their uniforms did not fit or were so intent on food that they neglected their appearance.

“If eating was an Olympic sport, you’d be a gold medallist you scran bag!”
“Look at that scruffy sod! What a scran bag!”

by AKACroatalin May 20, 2015

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Pre-scran-scran

Pre-scran-scran is a meal eaten before the main meal. It might only be a snack, or it might be a more substantial.
Pre-scran-scran is by nature a savory meal and not a sweet like pre-scran-duff, or post-duff-duff

Pre-scran-scran in its most significant form could be an entire meal such as a box of chicken legs and fries eaten before your curry.
In a lesser form it could be a tube of pringles, some salsa and guacamole.

by Napa Ben April 15, 2011

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