1.The feeling of being extremely intoxicated.
2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances
2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances
Jane: "what did you get up to last night? you look terrible."
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"
by Fwah! August 26, 2009
"Maaaa!!! Fix me up some scrambles!"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"
by Trump4Prez February 17, 2016
by HappyKarmaKaze September 22, 2019
The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
verb
1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.
noun
1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.
noun
1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
verb
"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"
noun
"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"
"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"
noun
"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"
"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
by Trintastic November 27, 2016