vito scalleta 

The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3

Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay

Don't fuck with him

Person: Adam,have you heard of Vito Scalleta?
Adam: No

Person: He's a FUCKIN BADASS
Adam: K

vito scalleta by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017

Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

Scalley Valley 

Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.

With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.

Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."

Scalley Valley by Dubs09 August 1, 2012

Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.

From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”

Scroller by Haikuist August 6, 2012

scalleywag

Scalleywag: a hoe, male or female, an undesirable person, unacceptable by social means, a "scrub" one who is untrustworthy.

Ain't no time for a scalleywag!

scalleywag by Cloudia April 28, 2015

Scraples 

Any sort of residual product left over from the original more pure or larger product. Commonly, this residual product is considered less desirable then its original product, even though they are often times one in the same.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm think we're out of peanuts.
Guy 2: No, I made sure to leave you some scraples of them at the bottom of the bag.
Guy 1: Scraples! Damn it if i was not so hungry I would say no.
Guy 2: Its scraples man, its just what you were looking for.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess your right, they are still peanuts.

Scraples by DanDanthecaveman April 20, 2013

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled 

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011