an inhabitant of the ridiculously over stereotyped liverpool, used by outsiders such as "mancs" (pl.mancs, also see "dirty nazi inbred vermin"), as a derrogative towards its northern neighbour, to shield the truth that the mancs live in a crumbling, run-down shithole, reminisence from the industrial revoluton, full of wife beating barbaric monkeys, crime-rate to make L.A look like a neighbourhood watch area, and murdering GP's, so that may feel better, THINKING that there is a place much worse than where they are stuck... when in fact the mancs are only describing what they are. most of the definitions for "scouser" on this page are actually definitions for the word "manc", so let them type thier total bullshit and do not retaliate, safe in the knowlege that they only
e.g. by eck our kid, i cant understand a fookin word of that up there coz im an addidas shellsuit bottom wearing crack smoking granny stabber of a manc with 3 brain cells!!! MAD FER'IT!!
by hanz weiss December 13, 2003
Criminal type who defines self pity. Morbidly rants about being hard done by whilst obsessively abusing others (e.g. Liverpool fans attitude to Hillsborough and Heysel whilst they STILL (2007) sing songs about the Munich aircrash at games vs Manchester United).
No sense of humour: Ken Dodd, Jimmy Tarbuck, Craig Charles etc etc
Also claim to be left wing! Ha. Stealing of their own, theiving from the poor, Derek Hatton, city built on slavery etc etc
Heroes of Heysel
Crowd at Anfield
Scousers et al

by Working class May 30, 2007
all the views of scouser on this are all steriotypical, where not all scallys that go around stealing cars and wearing fake burberry, some of us are respectable citizens in our wealthy community - if you want ot see the stereotypical you should go st johns market
"I really hate the stereotypical views on liverpudlians" - Citizen of Liverpool

"Fuckkin' 'ell, lid. Derr's no need for dose mancs to be callin' us scallies, laa... " - stereotypical view of a scally of Liverpool
by laura, becki and carrie November 08, 2004
some one that lives in liverpool
im a scouser and i hate the fact that we are always branded something .my boyfriends family is always taking the mick and it just get on my nerves but if i get worked up they all say " calme down calme down" n then laugh for about 10 mins.
you called us everything under the sun after that antony lad got murdered but what you failed to see was the love people expressed for his famiily after that dredded night hundreds of people stood up and said 'this is wrong' and hundreds of people laid flowers and did walkes for him.
so next time you meet a scouser get to no them first you never no they might just turn out to be (as weired as this sounds) alright people.

by becky h March 04, 2006
A Scouser is an individual from Liverpool. Scousers are notoriously maligned and stereotyped by everyone else in the UK. This is because they are jealous. Our immigrant population ensures that there is an excellent gene-pool, thus avoiding the horrific inbreeding seen in the majority of incest-rife no-mark cities of the UK. Scousers hate the English - because we are not English we are Scouse. As a scouser I can trace my lineage back to the Kings of Ireland. Mancs (for example) can only trace their lineage back 20 years to when their dads arse-raped a sheep, hence the wool on their greasy backs.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so.
Scousers:
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'

BASINGSTOKE:
'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister'
by florrien May 15, 2009
Voted European Capital Of Culture 2008, beating 11 other cities.

The finalists were Birmingham, Bristol, Cardiff, Liverpool, Newcastle-GatesHead and oxford. Liverpool beat these cities to scoop up the culture award.
Liverpool will now become the first British European Capital of Culture since Glasgow in 1990
by Louise February 15, 2005
A name given to somebody from Liverpool.
Home to The Beatles which makes them Scousers.
They are passionate about their city and are highly loved by Cheryl Cole :)
Cheryl said = 'Your a scouser and i love those' (to Rebecca Ferguson on X Factor) and when she was touring with girls aloud 'The thing i love most about Scousers is that their very similar to Geordies!' She also said they were passionate fans.. etc.
by Push10 November 07, 2010
someone of liverpudlian origin who's main hobbies are stealing (usually hubcaps), and becoming pregnant while still in primary school
"whats long, scouse, and goes round corners"
"the line for benefits!"

"did you see that dirty scouser stealing that bike?"
by steveo1223 March 18, 2007

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