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scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids
... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"
scoobydoo defense by lawnorder August 7, 2005

Scoopydoopy 

What's new
Heya what's the Scoopydoopy?

scoobydoobydouche 

A man in his 50's or 60's, cruising around in a brightly painted 30 year old van
My wife and I went to Berkley, California, where we saw an inordinate amount of scoobydoobydouches.
scoobydoobydouche by Gregg B. June 24, 2010

scottendooder 

It's a very wild one that use scottendooder ombeshures
SCOTTENDOODER SCOTTENDOODER OOOOHH THATS A WILD ONE// savage Berkley buddy

SCOOBYDOO 

While boning a chick from behind you cum on to her back and as it comes out you yell "Scooby dooby doooooooooooo!"
As Josh was cumming onto Roxanne's back he yelled "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOO!"
SCOOBYDOO by Joshua Yreta September 19, 2003

ScoobyDoo’d 

When one rips their face off when they aren’t wearing a mask
Wow man! Chill out!! You just ScoobyDoo’d yourself!
ScoobyDoo’d by Scooby Doodler October 16, 2019