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A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.
Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.
by Sampson January 24, 2003
 
1.
a meter that detects the average gayness in scott
scots scotometer blew up after over loading
by cody February 06, 2003