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a large bottle of mustard used to jam up the anus for sexual pleasure.
Man 1: my scotlan is almost empty. I used it all last night.
Man 2: Sorry, man. I don't use scotlans. I have a girlfriend.
by Peter Schilling November 26, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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