A Scotkins is someone who has a fetish for windows. They become highly aroused sitting on window ledges and try to ejaculate on random people walking underneath them. They sometimes mimic the sounds of native birds to try to trick anybody unlucky enough to be ejaculated on into thinking it's bird poo.
It's a practice that only seems to be linked to Asians with tiny penises, though it has been known on occasion for small penis Italian men to partake in what's known as "The Scotkins games" when each individual try to beat the other by tallying up the most victims...
Always look up when on quiet residential streets... You just never know...
It's a practice that only seems to be linked to Asians with tiny penises, though it has been known on occasion for small penis Italian men to partake in what's known as "The Scotkins games" when each individual try to beat the other by tallying up the most victims...
Always look up when on quiet residential streets... You just never know...
I thought I got pooed on today by a pigeon. To my horror it was a perverted "scotkins" I called the police immediately.
by Jewalerter June 25, 2015