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noun Vulgar.
1.
complete dickwad, arsehole, arrogant prick.
2.
Slang.
a. a stupid, mean, or ignorant person. Someone who is not as pro as they think they are.
b. the worst part of a place or thing. Usually in relation to Interwebz stuff like making sites and graphics.

adjective
3.
Slang. stupid, failure, noob, gayness or douchebaggery.
Have you ever seen a site so scoteyed?

You cannot even start your computer, are you a complete scoteye or something?

Look do not make me be a scoteye and call the cops on you!!!

Someone hacked my account, I feel like such a scoteye for using abc123 as the password.
scoteye by notscoteye April 19, 2013
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ScottyEthan

A waterfowl, Anatidae, or duck. Owner of Space Talk. Also includes Russain MiG planes. Likes to communicate using the said so, "N Word". Also known as Scottybrother
ScottyEthan is a duck, The owner of Spacetalk is a duck.

That terrible paint job on that plane looks like Scotty Ethan's.
ScottyEthan by tactiphy November 25, 2020
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Scobeyed 

The act of pointing to a user-editable site and considering it authoritative. Specifically, relying upon a less-than-trustworthy source to win an unwinnable argument.
James 'Scobeyed' the definition for pownage to refute his obvious incorrectness.
Scobeyed by issue9mm March 1, 2008

ScottyEthan

A discord user. He has made a bot, replies to literally anything with "lol", and owns the SpaceTalk/Aerospace discord server.
That guy is such a ScottyEthan
ScottyEthan by DiscordDragon November 12, 2020
another word used to describe someone as a dickhead
god dam the guy was a fucking 'sconeye', hope i dont see the fucker again!
sconeye by Howy88 June 21, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026