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A mechanized pogo stick, which is the most common form of transportation for a Clamnigger. Note that the Clamnigger has probably beaten a small Caucasian or Native American child violently with a bag of provolone cheese in order to obtain said vehicle. The scotchmohop may be dismantled and ingested with a nice buttery spread for storage purposes.
Damn johnny! Not only has that Clamnigger taken my land but my scotchmohop as well!
by Coolhand Luke R April 28, 2013

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