When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021
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When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
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When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY October 29, 2012
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